Team Captain

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Our Lord and Savior

Iehova

The Way and the Light

• Miracle Assists: 500
• Saves (from Sin): 1,000
• Healing Points: 200
• Sermon Blocks: 300
• Resurrection Goals: 50

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus

COACH

• Defeated Oakwood Eagles – 1968
• Defeated Riverdale Thunderbolts – 1945
• Defeated Westfield Wildcats – 1957
• Defeated Elmwood Lions – 1932
• Defeated Maplewood Panthers – 1976
• Defeated Crestview Tigers – 1963
• Defeated Meadowbrook Falcons – 1948
• Defeated Cedar Ridge Cougars – 1952
• Defeated Stonewall Bears – 1937
• Defeated Willowbrook Mustangs – 1961
• Defeated Brookside Owls – 1972
• Defeated Pinehurst Hawks – 1925
• Defeated Oakridge Wolverines – 1943
• Defeated Meadowlark Eagles – 1959
• Defeated Willow Grove Rams – 1935
• Defeated Crestwood Spartans – 1940
• Defeated Riverside Knights – 1966
• Defeated Elmwood Ducks – 1917
• Defeated Silverlake Sharks – 1950
• Defeated Briarwood Bulldogs – 1969
• Defeated Greenfield Gators – 1947
• Defeated Meadowview Mustangs – 1929
• Defeated Stonewood Wolves – 1955
• Defeated Brookside Panthers – 1938
• Defeated Riverside Bulldogs – 1975
• Defeated Cedarwood Wildcats – 1956
• Defeated Forest Hills Falcons – 1944
• Defeated Meadowridge Cougars – 1967
• Defeated Maplewood Vikings – 1933
• Defeated Silver Oaks Owls – 1965
• Defeated Oakwood Ravens – 1910
• Defeated Riverbend Bison – 1958
• Defeated Crestview Colts – 1971
• Defeated Brookside Pumas – 1928
• Defeated Stonewall Vipers – 1949
• Defeated Willowbrook Hornets – 1962
• Defeated Meadowbrook Ravens – 1936
• Defeated Elmridge Wildcats – 1954
• Defeated Pineview Dragons – 1942
• Defeated Cedarhurst Knights – 1953
• Defeated Oakdale Hornets – 1915
• Defeated Willow Ridge Panthers – 1973
• Defeated Cedarbrook Titans – 1920
• Defeated Elmwood Broncos – 1931
• Defeated Rivercrest Rhinos – 1964
• Defeated Meadowland Lions – 1941
• Defeated Stonewall Thunder – 1951
• Defeated Briarwood Bobcats – 1960
• Defeated Pinehurst Panthers – 1934
• Defeated Brookside Falcons – 1946
• Defeated Oakridge Panthers – 1919
• Defeated Riverside Raccoons – 1970
• Defeated Meadowview Mustangs – 1939
• Defeated Silverlake Scorpions – 1923

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leighanne_Robe

Bounceball Defender

• Blocks per game: 2.2
• Successful tickles per game: 3.0
• Aerial interceptions per game: 1.5

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baz_Muhammad_Khan

Cogitative Prodigy

• Passes per game: 3.333
• Key interceptions per game: 3.8
• Successful through balls per game: 1.8

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandro_Botticelli

Speedy Centerback

• Acceleration speed: 33 km/h
• Successful tackles per game: 3.8
• Distance covered per game: 12.2 km

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Dead Ball Specialist

• Assists from corners per season: 10
• Accurate long throws per game: 2.5
• Goals from indirect free-kicks per season: 3

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Washington_Carver

Net-Minder

• Saves per game: 4.5
• Clean sheets per season: 15
• Penalty saves per season: 3

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_Kenrick

Positional Scholar

• Pass accuracy in the opponent’s half: 88%
• Successful through balls per game: 1.5
• Defensive blocks per game: 1.2

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gladys_Hulette

Sweeper Keeper

• Sweeping clearances per game: 3.5
• Pass completion rate: 85%
• Saves per game: 2.2

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Aerial Dominator

• Aerial duels won per game: 7.0
• Clearances from crosses per game: 4.0
• Goals from headers per season: 5