JOHN · CHRIS · ADAM · ROBIN · THE CALENDAR DECEMBER / 2026
25 doors.
Not one sensible hinge.
Four friends. One calendar with arms.
Same old absurdity. Slightly nearer the kitchen.
“I arranged these myself.
The ruler was delicious.”
— THE CALENDAR
A cabinet of curious doors. ONE A DAY. NO SHOVING.
DEC 01
Maybe a knock from the wrong side
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DEC 02
Maybe an eye taking the day off
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DEC 03
Maybe unsolicited good tidings
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DEC 04
Maybe a perfectly safe haircut
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DEC 05
Maybe a crown of mild authority
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DEC 06
Maybe a key to absolutely nowhere
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DEC 07
Maybe a record of poor decisions
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DEC 08
Maybe a bell with legs
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DEC 09
Maybe a face you can almost trust
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DEC 10
Maybe management is watching
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DEC 11
Maybe a house with other plans
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DEC 12
Maybe a bird. Allegedly
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DEC 13
Maybe the helping hand union
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DEC 14
Maybe tea with a small agenda
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DEC 15
Maybe the shipping department
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DEC 16
Maybe one slightly bent idea
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DEC 17
Maybe your mailbox has opinions
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DEC 18
Maybe a bow seeking promotion
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DEC 19
Maybe a small world with long arms
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DEC 20
Maybe a match made in the hallway
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DEC 21
Maybe a pear reviewing your choices
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DEC 22
Maybe a moment for reflection
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DEC 23
Maybe the secret extra ingredient
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DEC 24
Maybe the night before something
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DEC 25
Maybe everyone. Including the calendar
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A little closer to home.
A little further from straight.
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